So is an atheist who was born Hindu an Omophobe?

I’m sorry. It needed to be said.

Now, a little advice. When you are talking to an attractive woman when you are really interested in, and who actually finds you funny, you should sometimes resist the urge to go for the perfect retort. No matter how perfect that retort is.

You might be telling her about how you internally categorize people into friends, colleagues, buttheads, you know, stuff like that. And if she asks you what you have categorized her as, the appropriate segue is, “Someone I’d like to take out to dinner sometime”. (Smooth-ish eh?)

You do not say, “I have you categorized as miscellaneous.”

Well, that’s one bridge burnt.