Where I tried and failed…
The sorrow.
The agony.
Woe ist unto me.
The wailing of women and the gnashing of teeth.
Turmoil and civil strife.
Um…
What did I fail at?
Can you handle the truth gentle reader?
Well…
Um…
Er…
Koff…Koff
Here goes. While baking a cake, do not forget to add the eggs.
Finis.